Howard got the National Enquirer's Mike Walker on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, and one false – and crew tries to guess which is the fake. Mike then read this week's stories:
1. Oprah embarrassed herself in front of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld by mistakenly showing them a photo of Jerry with Shoshanna Lowenstein and asking them, "Remember this?"
2. Keira Knightly got trapped in an airplane bathroom.
3. Bill Murray directed traffic evacuating the fire-threatened Malibu Colony neighborhood.
4. Hayden Panettierre recently got a Brazilian wax for the first (and – supposedly - last) time.
Howard, Robin, and Fred all thought the first story was false. Artie guessed the fake was the "Hayden Penitentiary" item. Mike laughed that he'd fooled the crew for the second week in a row; the Keira Knightly was fabricated.