Mike Walker's Gossip Game

Howard got the National Enquirer's Mike Walker on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, and one false – and crew tries to guess which is the fake. Mike then read this week's stories:

1. Oprah embarrassed herself in front of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld by mistakenly showing them a photo of Jerry with Shoshanna Lowenstein and asking them, "Remember this?"

2. Keira Knightly got trapped in an airplane bathroom.

3. Bill Murray directed traffic evacuating the fire-threatened Malibu Colony neighborhood.

4. Hayden Panettierre recently got a Brazilian wax for the first (and – supposedly - last) time.

Howard, Robin, and Fred all thought the first story was false. Artie guessed the fake was the "Hayden Penitentiary" item. Mike laughed that he'd fooled the crew for the second week in a row; the Keira Knightly was fabricated.