The Return of Grandma Caprio

Lisa G reported that Artie's Grandma Caprio had to go to the hospital, so Artie explained that his grandmother was "stable" but still in the hospital. Howard used his megaphone to do his Grandma Caprio impression, saying "she" wanted to see Artie get back with Dana. Artie then revealed that he spoke with Dana just the other day (on her birthday), and she told him that she wasn't seeing anyone.