Wendy the Retard called in to beg for money, so Howard asked her why she didn't become a stripper, as she could make a lot of money with "that body." Wendy thought her mother probably wouldn't let her do that though, so Artie asked Wendy how much she weighed these days. Wendy reported that she was somewhere around 230lbs. Howard decided to present Wendy with one of the sponsors' $500 gifts, which caused Jeff the Drunk to call in to ask for money as well. Howard then gave Jeff $500, but only if Jeff would leave him alone for two weeks – not including the vacation.