Howard got Mike Walker of The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, and one false – and the crew tries to guess which one is the fake. Mike then read this week's stories:
1. Posh Spice doesn't eat when she's hungry – she chews.
2. Justin Timberlake needs his mom's approval before he can hire any contractors to work on his new home.
3. Drew Barrymore's strict vegan diet only allows for "green condoms."
4. Jennifer Aniston has demanded that Vince Vaughn give back her house keys.
Howard and Artie thought the fourth item was false, and both Robin and Fred picked the "Timbersnake" story as the fake. Mike then revealed that no one won this week – Drew Barrymore, while vegan, was not overheard discussing "green condoms."