John the Stutterer came in (naked, for some reason) to quiz the crew on Rock & Roll trivia. Howard remarked that something was wrong with John's penis, saying "it looked like a weird ringed earthworm." John blamed his penis' discoloration on the fact that he's anemic. Artie wondered why John would ever choose to be naked on HowardTV, as it'll "end up all over YouTube," but John insisted it was good bit and started with the questions:
Who replaced Mick Taylor in John Mayall's Blues Breakers after Mick left to join the Rolling Stones? No one knew the answer; John Mark.
Pre-Palmer, what drummer was almost a member of Emerson Lake and Palmer? Again, no one knew that it was Mitch Mitchell.
Who is the only guitarist (other than Jimi Hendrix) to play on an official Jimi Hendrix release (that was released while Jimi was still alive)? Fred knew it was Dave Mason.
Everyone quickly became irritated with John's obscure questions, so Howard gave him $500 and sent him on his way.