Meet 'Grand Dragon Chess Master'

Howard laughed that Sal tried to play chess online yesterday under the user name "Grand Dragon Chess Master," but his opponent didn't believe Sal knew how to play. Sal came in to say he did beat a guy from the "Fresh Meat: Beginners" forum, and even that guy asked if Sal knew what he was doing. Howard wondered if Sal could beat High Pitch Erik, but Sal claimed he didn't want to waste his "tactics" on an amateur.