She's Out of Your (Beer) League

 Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard told the crew about his recent run-ins with (male) celebrities (that Howard refused to name) who drunkenly hit on Beth right in front of him. Artie then told his story about working on a movie with Rebecca Gayheart and thinking she was into him, but the film crew talked him out of embarrassing himself. Six months later, he saw her at a party with Brett Ratner, who, according to Artie, was in the same shape as him and proves she prefers his type.