The Governator's New Policies

"Arnold Schwarzenegger" called in to say he was having trouble dealing with the fires in Malibu and blamed global warming. "Arnold" went on to claim he'd come up with a solution for global warming: thousands of rocket ships should be built to push the earth farther away from the sun. "Arnold" also detailed a couple more of his pet policies; a "tranny-tracking" to prevent "nasty surprises," and "Ds for As and Bs," a program that gives breast implants to girls with good grades.