Two Cheeseburgers But No Fries, Please - I'm On a Diet

 Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard started off the show by comparing a clip of Artie calling in sick with a clip of Snuffaluphagus from Sesame Street as suggested by a listener. Howard remarked that Snuffaluphagus didn't sound anything like Artie and apologized. Artie confirmed that he did go to McDonalds on Tuesday, saying he got a large Coke and two cheeseburgers, but since he was on a diet, no fries. Howard said he told Steve Langford that Artie might've gone to the salad bar, so Artie replied that he may be on a diet, but he'll never be the guy that goes to the salad bar at McDonalds.