Eric the Midget called up to say that the show was boring today, so Howard sat back and asked Eric to entertain him. Eric balked and promised to revise his script, but Howard repeated his request that Eric star in the film, telling him that he had the opportunity to represent the handicapped community. Ralph then called up to suggest that Eric play an evil villain, complete with a killer high-tech wheelchair. Howard and Artie suggested that Eric write a shower scene into the script, but Eric refused. Artie asked if Eric had ever taken a shower, so Eric explained that he takes baths. Howard wondered if Eric could write a scene in which he goes swimming or takes a bath like Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America," but Eric insisted that he was opposed to any water scenes. Frustrated, Howard told Eric to get to work and hung up.