After noting that Evil David Letterman was visiting this morning, Howard welcomed the first "Hottest Chick, Smallest Breasts" contestant, Amanda, to the studio and told Gary to put on his beekeeper's mask. Gary objected, saying all the masks make it hard for him to breathe, but Howard insisted. Amanda promptly stripped down, and everyone thought her body was "perfect" except for her lack of breasts. Amanda then told the crew that she had a girlfriend, but she wasn't a lesbian; she's bi.
Howard noted that the next contestant, Peachez, has been posting suggestive, non-nude pictures of herself online since was 14-years-old and eventually posed nude at 19. Peachez stripped and showed the crew her ass, and Artie was so impressed, he began asking her how much she'd charge him for oral. Howard asked Peachez if she wanted to kiss Amanda, so the two began making out with each other. Peachez then told the crew about blowing her boyfriend on their flight to New York...and filming it.