Craig Gass stopped by to promote his upcoming comedy gigs, and he noted that he loved Tracy Morgan's recent visit to the show. Howard and Robin were weirded out by Craig's facial hair, so Craig explained that even his girlfriend doesn't like it. Howard laughed that Craig used to bang every girl he could, and Craig agreed, noting that he even banged the one-armed "Miss Amputee." Craig then remarked that he tried to keep his relationship with Miss Amputee secret because he didn't want them to make fun of him.
Craig then told the crew that he prank-called Al Pacino this week as "Al Pacino's long-lost brother, Hal Pacino" and then related a story – complete with impressions of all the players - that Alec Baldwin told him about running into Al Pacino, who hates Alec, in an elevator. Craig revealed that he liked to prank-call famous people as "Al Pacino," noting that Donald Trump took his call, but David Letterman was "busy."