When Gary noted he was 55 years old, Robin told him that wasn't true, seeing as his real birthday was February 29th, but Gary responded he was, in fact, 55, and went on to admit his niece recently helped him dye his hair. Howard then welcomed "President Bush," who was played by Richard, and Gary admitted he didn't know what the president looked like, so he was fooled by Richard. Although Gary said he "never voted," he added he "hated Loraq" because of all the people being killed there. Next in was Sal dressed as Jesus, but, after Gary acknowledged not knowing who he was, "Jesus" asked for Gary's autograph. As Gary signed the paper, though, the pen, which was a gag pen, exploded, causing Gary to scream.
Richard then came in dressed as Abraham Lincoln, and Sal entered as Osama bin Laden, but Gary admitted he didn't know who they were either. However, when Howard announced The Retarded Flu, played by Richard, was coming in, Gary began yelling, "Shoo, shoo, Retarded Flu!" After Richard was "killed" by Gary's words, and after the Flu made gay advances on him, Gary reported The Retarded Flu had been following him "all over the country."
He Likes Big Women
After a discussion about Gary's ex-girlfriend, Howard brought in two women, Ben-she and Willamena, who wanted to date Gary, and he had to ask them questions to see which one he was more interested in. Ben-She said, "I don't think you should be called Gary the Retard, I think you should be called Gary the Beautiful Retard." Ben-She and Willamena went on to talk about what they'd do to Gary sexually, and Ben-She exposed his her rear end to him.
When Howard told Gary he had to pick one of the women to date, Gary chose Ben-She. Gary then asked Ben-She if "she" wanted to go to lunch with him, to which "she" replied, "I would love to."
Ben-She then sat next to Gary on the couch, and Gary acknowledged he was "in love" with "her." Once on the couch, though, Ben-She revealed his "abnormal vagina," and Gary laughed and said, "You scared the shit out of me. What's up, Benjy?"
This led Howard to wonder how Gary could mistake Benjy and Will for women, especially because of Will hadn't even shaved his beard, and he responded, "It's been so long since I've seen this jerk." The Retarded Flu then got on an intercom and reported he was in Gary's headphones, and Gary demanded that he "get out" while hitting himself in the head.
As The Retarded Flu "spread" to Gary's pants and Benjy's "boobs," Gary smacked them as well...all the while repeating, "Shoo, shoo, Retarded Flu!"