Vinnie Mazzeo came into the studio and immediately claimed his movie, "Johnny Postal," was going to be made, but Howard didn't think it ever would, seeing as it's been in production for years.
Howard then said he thought Vinnie was "an interesting character," and asked if he was seeing a psychologist. Vinnie acknowledged he did have to see a psychologist as was stipulated in his divorce, and that he had one assigned to him because the judge in the case got a hold of his medical records...thanks to his ex-wife.
The Tough Life of a Magician
Vinnie reported he had a new career as an escape artist, and claimed the handcuffs he had this morning weren't fake. However, Vinnie claimed he was such a rush to get to Sirius this morning that he left his handcuff keys in his car. Howard then told Vinnie he'd allow him to try to escape from the handcuffs for three minutes, but, if he didn't, Sal was going to teabag him. Howard added he'd give Vinnie an extra two minutes after that, and, if he still wasn't able to get out of the handcuffs, Richard was going to hit him in the face with his penis. As Vinnie expressed concern over these "penalties," Howard reminded him that other magicians risk something – usually, their lives – in their tricks, so Vinnie needed to face some consequences as well. Howard then pointed out he'd give Vinnie a number of plugs if he was able to complete the stunt.
A Quick Escape
After Vinnie was handcuffed with his arms behind his back, Sal began putting vanilla pudding on his scrotum as a preparation for the teabag.
Howard then set the clock for three minutes, and told Vinnie to begin trying to escape from the handcuffs. Just a few seconds later, though, Vinnie was able to escape, insisting his handcuffs weren't trick ones. Richard then reported the show had its own set of handcuffs, but Vinnie wouldn't try them on. Although Howard insisted he thought Vinnie's handcuffs weren't real, he gave him his plugs for "Johnny Postal" as promised.
When Richard and Sal continued to be naked in the studio, Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to get them to calm down. Vinnie then thanked Ronnie for his help, and Ronnie responded that Vinnie might be the only friend he had from the show. Sal then tried to teabag Ronnie, who had to physically restrain the pudding sparkled stockbroker.