Howard got Bigfoot and his former girlfriend, Lori, on the line to talk about their recent breakup, which first came up at the end of yesterday's show. Bigfoot began the conversation by saying he had an EP, which he said stood for "Essential Person" and was someone from the state who took care of him because he couldn't read or write.
Bigfoot went on to explain how Lori got mad at him recently for not buying food for his EP, and accused her of having had an affair with her own daughter. However, Lori interrupted Bigfoot insisting she never had any kind of inappropriate relationship with her daughter, saying they sometimes slept in the same bed, but were always fully clothed. Howard then pointed out mothers and daughters sometimes shared the same bed, and asked Bigfoot if he understood that, but he didn't.
Lori then claimed that Bigfoot blew "happy smoke" in her daughter's face, but he insisted he didn't remember that happening. Bigfoot went on to admit he was jealous of the attention Lori was paying to his EP, and Howard commented that was probably why he treated Lori's daughter so poorly as well. Bigfoot then reported his EP was still living at Lori's house, which she acknowledged was true, and that the two of them were "thinking about" dating. Upon hearing that, Howard wondered if Bigfoot's jealousy was well-founded, but Lori responded by saying she and the EP rarely spoke when she was with Bigfoot.
Green Gets In the Way
Bigfoot's manager, Jonathon, proceeded to get on the line to claim Lori wanted to abandon the EP in Connecticut just last week and was now considering dating him, so he doubted her sincerity.
Bigfoot then said he had $3,000 left of his Football Pool winnings before adding he had another EP lined up for his future needs. This led Bigfoot to admit he was happier prior to winning the money, but Lori insisted he got an attitude after winning the contest. To illustrate her point, Lori said Bigfoot used some of his cash to buy two 14-inch pizzas, and that he "ate one-and-a-half of them all by himself.
No Chance of Reconciliation
As callers told Howard how he found "a homerun" with Bigfoot, Artie acknowledged that, to him, the competition was "a no-brainer." Bigfoot then noted he promised Lori "the world," but she blew it by taking his money and stealing some of his video cassettes. When Lori then accused Bigfoot of sucking his thumb at night, he acknowledged he did that, but that he figured it was "a security blanket" for the way people treated him. Bigfoot wrapped up his talk with Lori, who was running out of minutes on her phone, by saying, "I'm not going nowheres near her and I don't want her nowheres near me." After Lori hung up, Bigfoot admitted to taking "14 trays" of his pills last week because he was so in love with Lori and upset over their breakup, adding that he'd find happiness even if it meant he had "to move to f' Africa...it is"