Given the conversation, Artie remembered what a great feeling it was for him the first time he used his finger on a woman, largely because, during the experience, he realized he was "actually inside a vagina." Howard then talked about the first time he used his finger, as well as the time he smelled the finger of a friend's older brother who claimed he'd just had his finger inside a woman. However, after Howard admitted he didn't actually smell anything on the guy's finger, Artie joked that the brother probably had his hand in a baseball mitt rather than a vagina.
Artie went on to talk about how, when he was 11, his uncle set him up with a 12-year-old girl, and called him "a fag" after finding out he didn't have sex with her. Howard also brought up how he felt like he was in a race with his friends to lose his virginity, while Artie recalled finally losing his eight days before his 18th birthday.
Gary proceeded to come into the studio and reveal his first time was really quick, and that he spent weeks hoping he hadn't gotten the girl pregnant because he didn't expect to finish as soon as he did, and he wasn't wearing protection, even though she assured him she was on birth control. Artie then added he lost his virginity without a condom as well, but that he wasn't worried about the woman having lied about taking birth control pills, explaining all she would've gotten from him had she gotten pregnant was half of his "$400 car."