Joey Boots called in to say he noticed Artie wore the same pair of pants on "Late Night with David Letterman" and "Jimmy Kimmel Live," as well as during his performances at Carnegie Hall and a show he did recently in Boston. Artie admitted that Joey was right, adding that the pants in question were the only ones that fit him, which was why he always had them on. Artie went on to admit his pants were "about to disintegrate" and he therefore had to look into buying a new pair.
Joey proceeded to comment he had another run-in with drugs earlier this year, although he claimed he'd been clean for the past three weeks. Joey added he also got a job driving limos, and that he was now so heavy he was having sexual problems, which was primarily that he was no longer able to ejaculate.