The comedian, Ant, stopped in, and immediately started talking about having lost 43 pounds and "male breast reduction" surgery.
Ant acknowledged that he had kept his C-cup's even after losing his weight, which was why he decided to have his breasts "removed." Ant went on to admit he also had fat sucked out from under his chin, got an eyelift and had work done to his hair while he was at it. When Ant then revealed he was 45 years old, Howard told him that he looked much younger than that.
After Ant reminded Howard that he had promised not to get married until gay people were given the same right, a caller accused Ant of wearing a wig.
However, Ant insisted the hair on his head was real, and proved it by pulling on it in front of Howard. Ant went on to say he had work done on his nose in addition to all his other procedures, but insisted he lost his weight naturally, resorting to strict dieting instead of liposuction.
How to Be Unaccepted
Ant announced "Celebrity Fit Club 5" premiered next month, and that Dustin Diamond was one of the stars on it. Ant then reported Dustin claimed he was going to make a mold of his penis and have Howard help him sell it, but Howard revealed that was the first he'd heard of the plan.
Ant noted that everyone on the show "hated Dustin," and thought the police were almost called at one point because of Dustin's behavior. When Ant also said Dustin "dropped Howard's name constantly," Howard replied he'd met Dustin twice through the show, but never spoke to him other than those times.
Faithful When It's Convenient
Ant reported he got a message one day from Paris Hilton's parents requesting he meet with them, but added he couldn't give any details about their encounter. Ant then said he was still seeing the same man he was with the last time he was on the show, although he also claimed he didn't believe in monogamy, and therefore had oral sex with a male flight attendant just two days ago.
It's All In the Voice
Ant proceeded to mention he'd become friends with George Takei recently, and commented his partner, Brad, "doted" on him constantly. Ant then said he didn't think he'd be friends with George if he weren't gay, noting he was attracted to George's deep voice.
Ant proceeded to bring up his breast reduction again, which led to Artie and Benjy showing off their own man breasts.
Words Can Change Anything
Howard proceeded to take calls for Ant, including one from Sour Shoes, who wanted to know if Ant planned on spending any time with the show's resident conservative, Scott DePace.
As Howard revealed that Scott had once insisted he'd throw his son out of the house if ever came out of the closet, Scott came into the studio and explained he'd try to "convince" his son that he was making "the wrong decision," but that he wouldn't cause him to be homeless.
After Scott admitted he couldn't be "talked out of being straight," he added he felt the same way about gay people, although he also said he thought some homosexuals were merely "confused." As Scott continued to defend his stance on homosexuals, he gave Ant a hug to "prove he wasn't homophobic."