Artie reported that Akira left him a phone message yesterday, and that she wanted to come "see him" during his concert this weekend in Atlantic City.
Although Artie acknowledged he thought he could "bang Akira" if he wanted, he added he already had plans with a woman he'd been seeing for the past few months.
When Robin noted she was under the impression Akira's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Spice Boy from Bubba the Love Sponge's show, didn't wear a condom when he was with her, Artie pointed out that didn't bother him because he could pick out "dirty girls."
Howard responded, though, that a former guest who told him the same thing was the rapper, Eazy-E, who he added died from complications caused by AIDS in the 1990s.
Jeff the Drunk called in to say he voted for Sanjaya 161 times last night, causing Eric, who was still on the phone, to ask, "How many six-packs did you finish in that time?"
Howard then insisted Artie give him all the details should he end up having sex with Akira. Howard then advised Artie to simply tell the other woman in his life that he had plans to be with Akira, but Artie admitted that kind of conversation wasn't going to happen, and wouldn't deny he was starting to develop feelings for her.
However, Artie wouldn't rule out inviting Akira to one of his future shows which his current female friend wouldn't be attending.