Howard began this morning noting "Robin worked over Artie on 'The Wrap Up Show' yesterday," but, before he got to that, he said hello to his favorite guest announcer, George Takei. Howard then mentioned he didn't think Artie was taking the Battle of the Blobs seriously, pointing out he was walking into the studio holding a cupcake like he was the Statue of Liberty.
After Howard noted that he could never consume the amount of food Artie does on a daily basis, George said he tried to avoid sugar altogether, and added to Artie, "Just breathing next to you makes me feel like I'm growing." George went on to ask Artie what flavor the green icing on his cupcake was, only he referred to the frosting as "green, glistening goo."
Howard then commented he recently watched a preview of the Bubba the Love Sponge wedding special that will air on Howard TV on March 14, and called out Robin for being "vicious" toward Ronnie the Limo Driver. As Ronnie came into the studio to report that he noticed the same thing, Robin insisted she didn't remember insulting him when she was being interviewed for the show.
Howard proceeded to play the clip of Robin talking about Ronnie, where she said, "Ronnie's an asshole; you can't invite him anywhere. He's the type of guy who has no personality, so he drinks a lot so his bad personality can come out."