Howard said he saw pictures of Star Jones in today's paper, and compared her slimmed-down figure to Nicole Richie.
Robin then looked at one of the pictures of Star and asked, "Where'd she go?" Howard went on to admit he almost found Star attractive enough to have sex with her, but Artie said he felt she looked like "a fat skinny."
George then reported Artie's diet still wasn't going well for the Battle of the Blobs, commenting that he'd already consumed a heavily buttered bagel and two Hawaiian Punches by 6:20 a.m. However, George also advised Artie not to lose weight at all so he could avoid having his skin "stretched out."
Howard then asked Benjy, who was on Team Artie in the Battle of the Blobs, if he was upset that Artie was still eating, given that it would ruin the squad's chances of advancing in the game. Benjy replied, though, that it didn't bother him, both because Artie warned his team of what he'd do before the game started, and because one person from the losing team still advanced, and that he planned on being that person.
Weight Loss Help from a Pro
Howard thought either Jason or Benjy would lose the most weight to win the $20,000 prize. After Mike Gange, another contestant, came into the studio to claim he couldn't exercise because he'd just had four wisdom teeth removed, Jason revealed that Ralph was offering his "weight-loss advice" to the highest bidder in the contest. Ralph then got on the line and pointed out that, if the person he helped in the game won $20,000, he wanted "a cut" of it, adding he'd expect "five grand, at least." Upon hearing that, Jason thanked Ralph for his offer, but acknowledged he was thinking Ralph's price tag would be between $300 and $500, and that he'd be losing the weight on his own, while Benjy wanted to know if Jason had to pay Ralph for the "don't eat secret" to losing weight.