According to the contest's rules, Mike tells four gossip stories, only three of which are allegedly true. Everyone then tries to guess which report is definitely the fake one. Here are the stories Mike offered this morning:
(1) Michael Richards hit on a woman in a grocery store who told him she'd never "associate with racist pigs."
(2) Paris Hilton was approached by an employee at a clothing store and told she had to buy bikinis she'd tried on without wearing underwear.
(3) Mark Wahlberg bought an airbrush machine to help digitally remove some of his tattoos when he films movies.
(4) Barbara Streisand refused to go into a floral shop until its owner had all the other customers removed from the store.
While Robin and Artie picked the first story, Howard and Fred went with the Mark Wahlberg report. Mike then revealed Howard and Fred were the winners with their guesses.