As Tabitha removed her pants, she announced she would perform orally on either Fred or Benjy if they ever asked her to do so, which led Howard to claim there was a time when he and Tabitha were at a club together and she didn't pay any attention to him. Tabitha replied, though, that if there was ever a time that she didn't approach Howard it was because she was so intimidated by him, and Howard informed her he wouldn't have been with her no matter what, but that he would've appreciated the opportunity to turn her down.
Howard then got Eric the Midget on the line to ask why he refused to get a "hand job" from her last year, and he explained it was because she'd been with "too many guys" for his liking. After Tabitha told Eric that she would "wash her hands" if he wanted to be with her, Howard asked the two of them to have phone sex, but Eric refused to take part. Despite Eric's refusal, Tabitha began talking dirty to him, but Howard announced Eric had hung up.
Before she left, Tabitha had Jason sit on the couch so she could show Howard what she would've done had Artie agreed to her request to sit next to her.
(While Jason was "indisposed" Howard TV's, Isaac Mark grabbed the camera to get these shots for your enjoyment)