Howard took a call from a man named Blake who claimed he recently "had sex with a retard." Blake reported the woman in question wasn't very attractive, but thought that, "on the positive side," he figured he was doing her a favor by having sex with her.
However, Artie mentioned he thought the woman was probably having the same conversation with her friends about how she'd had sex with "a retarded guy" before recalling a story someone told in an AA meeting he once attended about having sex with a retarded woman and how he put her on a bus to get rid of her when he was done.
Given the topic, Howard played the latest edition of Ask the Retards, where a woman asked Gary the Retard and Wendy the Retard for advice on how she could have sex with her boyfriend, who she claimed had a big penis. Instead of answering, though, Gary and Wendy ended up yelling at each other and calling each other names.
Howard admitted he was disturbed about Blake's story and got the woman, Emily, on the line. Emily said she was 26 years old and graduated from high school.
Howard then acknowledged he thought Emily sounded "normal," and asked her what 18 + 22 was. However, Emily responded she had a learning disability and therefore couldn't answer, and when Howard asked what weighed more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers, she insisted the answer was "a pound of bricks."
Emily did go on, though, to correctly identify "e" as the fifth letter of the alphabet, and to spell "red."