Jeff Claims to Have a 'Stage One Ulcer'

Jeff the Drunk called in from a hospital in Albany, and reported he had "a stage one ulcer on my ass."

Although Robin noted that she'd never heard of such a condition, Jeff insisted that was what he was told and promised to have his doctor call in later on to clarify what was wrong with him.

After Jeff hung up, Robin, who'd been a nurse, repeated that she didn't think Jeff's problem was an ulcer, and guessed instead that it was a "bed sore."