When the comedian, Lisa Lampanelli, came into the studio, Howard noted she'd lost weight since her last appearance, and that, if she dropped 20 more pounds, she'd soon be able to get "good-looking white men." This led Lisa to say she used to have sex exclusively with black men given her weight, but that her dream was to someday get attractive white men. Lisa then reported she and her current boyfriend, who is white, had a "tumultuous" relationship at first, but that they worked it out and were now doing well.
In fact, Lisa added their relationship was so strong that she recently used her hand on him while they were on an airplane, which she pointed out bothered the woman seated next to them. Because of Lisa's success, Howard wondered if it gave Robin hope to one day find true love, and she admitted it did.
Lisa's boyfriend, Tommy, then came into the studio, and Howard acknowledged he thought he looked "a little black," but Tommy replied he was Sicilian. Tommy also said his mother "loved" Lisa, even though Lisa once asked her how her "cunt" was when they had dinner for the first time.
When Tommy revealed he was also a standup comedian, Artie joked he knew why he was with Lisa, and Howard wondered if he'd propose to her to prove he was really in love with her. However, Lisa replied she was 45 years old and that her "gut feeling" was that Tommy was "a good guy."
Lisa next said she was worried about "not being funny" because she was now in love, and Howard pointed out that he felt most comedians were depressed. This led Lisa to say she used to be "friendly" with Richard Jeni, who killed himself earlier in the year, but that she turned down the alleged sexual advances he made on her because he was short and unhappy.
Howard mentioned Lisa was going to participate in next Wednesday's roast of Andy Dick, even though Andy insisted she not be a part of it because of how cruel he feared she'd be toward him. Lisa replied, though, that she'd roasted Andy in the past and that, despite what he said to Howard, he assured her at the end of the roast that he thought she was "the funniest" comedian.
Lisa went on to guess Sal was the most likely of all the comedians lined up to perform at the roast to make Andy cry.
Lisa then mentioned she was in the new movie, "Delta Farce," for "13 seconds" before talking about her sex life with Tommy, including how he sometimes "forced" her to give him oral sex...at her request, which she admitted she liked doing.