A Report on Jeff the Drunk’s Rear

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jeff the Drunk called in from the hospital to say he’d had surgery on his backside, and that doctors told him the “insertion” (his word) down there was “the size of my hand.”

Jeff also noted he was going to have to stay in the hospital a number of times in the upcoming months to deal with his problem, and commented he was going to be there now for at least a week. When Robin said she was afraid Jeff was going to be in a great deal of pain due to his condition, he told her that wasn’t a problem seeing as doctors had him on “really good drugs” to combat the pain.