A caller wanted to know why Fred never appeared on "Jeopardy!," and he said it was because the show taped in Los Angeles and he didn't want to miss work.
This led Howard to note he didn't know why Artie didn't feel the same way, adding he was sure being on his show would be more beneficial to Artie's career than doing a cameo on "Rescue Me" would. Howard then announced Ozzy Osbourne was on the phone, and Ozzy told Howard he was currently in a limo in New York but didn't do the show because his wife, Sharon, didn't arrange for him to be on it. Because of this, Howard instructed Ozzy to inform Sharon that she wasn't his boss, which he did, adding that Sharon kicked him because for doing so.
Since the caller was still on the line, he asked if he could play The Laughing Game, which was a bit that didn't work a few weeks ago because Sal didn't correctly program the CD for the game. Howard then got to the game, with these laughs and the caller's guesses:
• The caller guessed the first laugh was Richard's, but Gary revealed it was actually Bigfoot's.
• The caller said the second laugh was JD's, but Gary noted it was really Crackhead Bob's.
• The caller correctly identified the next laugh as belonging to Elephant Boy, and Howard awarded him $500 for his effort.