Howard then brought a surprise candidate to vie for Roxanne's affections: Kenneth Keith Kallenbach.
Kenneth Keith came in saying that he embodied the American Male with drugs, drink, rock & roll and long hair, but Artie pointed out that it wasn't 1971 anymore...to which Kenneth replied, "It's not?"
Jason then said he drew the line at Kenneth Keith, but that didn't seem to deter him. Howard then brought Jason's other coworker,
Gregg, in to meet Roxanne. Gregg came in saying, "Hello Mrs. S," and explained that he's always had a fantasy about having sex with an older woman, but thought it would be too weird to have sex with his friend's mother.
Sal burst into the studio to ask Roxanne to flash her breasts and Artie threatened to have Kenneth Keith do his standup act for her if she didn't comply.
Roxanne, however, declined to show off her goods in front of her son – even after the guys scraped up $47 to get her to lift her shirt