Howard asked about Chyna's family and she explained how she doesn't talk to her mother anymore and doesn't really miss her.
As Howard continued to pry into Chyna's childhood, she just said that her mother was very cold to her and that they never had much of a relationship, while Artie asked if she had a brother with a vagina to balance out her own private parts.
Howard noted that Dr. Keith Ablow got Chyna to cry on his show and Howard didn't want to be out done by him, which was why he was trying to make her cry this morning. Howard had to interrupt his interview at this point to wake Artie up after he'd been sleeping for about 2 minutes.
Artie claimed he wasn't sleeping but was getting bored because nobody was laughing at his jokes about Chyna's penis.
Howard asked Artie and Fred if they'd have sex with the "new, feminine" Chyna, and they both surprisingly said yes.
Before she left, Howard announced that two of Chyna's fans had come up to the studio to meet her and he was letting them come in.
One of the girls said that they too suffered from enlarged clitorises and applauded Chyna's ability to overcome her disability.
Howard then kicked them out before either could "whip their enlarged clitorises out" of the thongs they were wearing.