Artie revealed that he finally scored with Amber, Miss Howard TV for June, who was in the studio Monday. Of course, by scored, Artie meant he pleasured himself to her.
Artie explained that he went to find Amber on Howard TV to help him with the moment but couldn't find the daily show with her on it as Doug Goodstein had promised would be there – so he finished the deal with a mental picture.
However, when Artie was describing how he had to lie on his side to do the deed, Howard asked why he didn't lie on his back like most every other guy. Artie replied that when tried to do that his belly got in the way and that lying on his side was the only way he could do that any more – which Howard admitted amazed him.
As Artie continued to complain about not being able to find Amber on Howard TV, Howard thought that Doug Goodstein should have to jerk Artie off for his troubles, but Doug came in to explain that it takes 36 hours to get shows out, and Artie was looking for something that happened 24 hour prior.