Former wrestler Joanie "Chyna Doll" Lauer stopped by to say hi this morning and Howard immediately noticed that she was looking much more feminine than ever before, with Artie joking that she had had gone from looking like Sylvester Stallone to more like Frank Stallone.
Howard said she was looking so good he wanted to see her boobs, but Chyna said Howard was embarrassing her, to which Howard replied she shouldn't be embarrassed by that but by her time in the WWE instead.
He also thought her recent interview about Anna Nicole on "Larry King Live" should also embarrass her because he didn't think she really knew Anna Nicole all that well and shouldn't have been talking about her.
Chyna said she knew her well enough to know that their lives were very similar, so she could speak from her own experiences.
Despite her beliefs to the contrary, Howard played some of the interview the wife of the owner of Trim Spa did with Larry King saying that Anna Nicole told her she barely knew Chyna.
A caller then claimed he used to beat off to Chyna all the time, that is until he saw a picture of her clitoris from her infamous porn video, describing it as looking more like a penis than anything else.
Howard then asked if this was true and if she could show it to him to be sure, causing Chyna to ask if they could play more clips of the Trim Spa lady trashing her instead.
Gary then brought in a photo of the clitoris in question and Howard thought it really did look like a penis and wanted Chyna to show him so he could be sure.
Upon seeing the picture, Artie noted that he thought the pictures of Jeff the Drunk's open wound were disturbing – but this one beats it hands down.
Howard then asked when Chyna last had sex, and she said it was several months ago, so Artie asked when the last time she got a blow job.