Howard announced that Beth O stopped by with her friend Leslie from the North Shore Animal League and a pair of Chihuahuas, Pablo and Carmen, they had recently rescued. Beth explained the puppies were born with no front legs as a result of severe inbreeding from a backyard breeding operation. She went on to say that 1000's of dogs are put down every year because birth defects cause by inbreeding in un-licensed breeding operations and that these two, plus another sibling were lucky to be rescued. When Beth said the puppies needed to be fixed soon to keep them from breeding as well, Howard thought it might be funny to watch two dogs with no front legs try to breed...causing Beth to point out that Howard didn't need his "front legs" when they had sex last night. Beth also claimed that pet shops that did business with these so called "puppy mills" were the problem and urged people to only get pets from accredited breeders and put the "puppy mills" out of business.
Jeff the Vomit Guy called in to say he has 14 cats living in his apartment and his landlord is threatening to evict him if he doesn't get rid of them. Jeff claimed they were all spayed/neutered, but because his father was very old he didn't know how to get them to a shelter. Because of this, Howard called him an idiot for not realizing he could just pick up the phone to have the cats picked up by a shelter. Leslie then gave Jeff the # of the North Shore Animal League and assured him they would come to him so his father wouldn't have to go anywhere.