Howard announced that he had received a letter from a woman who claimed to have a fat fetish and found Artie to be very attractive.
He then welcomed Jen into the studio and Jen explained she was 20 years old was very serious about her feelings for Artie. For his part, Artie was having a hard time even looking at her, despite the fact that Howard described her as very good looking.
Jen then said she wanted to pin Artie down and ride him – which caused Artie to resist even more. While a caller thought it was very funny that a girl had to have a fetish in order to be into Artie,
Howard asked if she'd put on a bikini. She said she would, as long as Howard promised Sal and Richard wouldn't burst in on her while she did. Meanwhile, Howard wanted to know why Artie had such a problem with Jen and he said it had something do with the fact that he was almost twice her age and she was a stripper.
Artie asked her what she would do if he ever lost weight and she said she'd be bummed.
Richie Wilson for Howard TV called to say he could see her on their video feed and that he'd be willing to gain weight to score a hot chick like Jen. Given all the pressure, and because Jen didn't think Artie would actually call her first, Artie gave her his number and promised to call her back if she didn't reach him when she called.
Jen then gave a description of what a date with her might be like, including her cooking for him, drinking, watching the Yankees and then some back rub and maybe more.
In an attempt to help Jen, Gange asked Artie what his problem was, but when Artie asked if Jen would go out with Gange because he was fat too, Jen said she liked fat AND attractive guys.