Nicole Sheridan, the woman who gave virgin listener, KB, a "handy" earlier this year, got on the line so she could demonstrate her phone sex abilities. Before Nicole got to that, though, Howard acknowledged he didn't get turned on by watching women masturbate, but Artie didn't feel the same way as long as he was "into" the particular woman doing it. Howard then asked Nicole if she'd be willing to have phone sex with one of his listeners, and she said she would, so Howard took a call from "Arnold Schwarzenegger," who pointed out right away that he didn't think Benjy's weight loss in the Battle of the Blobs wasn't legitimate, and that he wasn't going to pardon Paris Hilton, no matter how nice she was.
"Arnold" went on to tell Nicole his fantasy involved her being an illegal immigrant who was his maid and who wanted to stay in the country even though she had just broken one of his vases. "Arnold" next demanded Nicole repeat that she wasn't "going to take away American jobs" while she also threw in her own sexually explicit lines. As the session continued, "Arnold" had Nicole say other anti-Mexican lines before claiming he "finished all over my kitchen."
Howard proceeded to tell Nicole he had another caller on the line, and played Pat O'Brien's infamous "hooker" call. Howard then had JD come into the studio to have phone sex with Nicole, but, as soon as they started, Howard also played tapes of his dad talking about politics and his career, as well as of Wood-Yi making sexual comments, and ended JD's session with Nicole soon after.