Howard mentioned he walked into JD's office yesterday and that he couldn't stay because of JD's body odor. JD then came in and insisted he showered everyday, but Howard again pointed out he recognized the specific scent of body odor in his office. JD went on to assure Howard he wore deodorant, but Howard had Gary call his assistant, Laura, so she could give JD the brand of deodorant he used, adding he wanted JD to switch brands.
As JD continued to say he didn't think he had body odor, Howard asked him if he was nervous about his upcoming reunion with his mother, a woman he hadn't seen in years after she ran off to Hawaii with a man she met on the Internet. However, JD told Howard that, not only was he unconcerned about the meeting, but that he knew his mother loved him, despite the fact that they hadn't seen each other in eight years.
When Artie next said he figured JD didn't bathe himself properly because his bathroom was probably "gross," Howard noted he'd heard JD's roommates weren't contributing to the rent, but JD replied that wasn't the case. JD then said one of his roommates had recently been hit by a cab and was therefore injured, but also promised he wasn't being taken for his money.
Artie went on to say he hadn't gotten a whiff of JD's body odor, but that he knew firsthand his breath smelled, a claim Howard noted that other people had pointed out as well. JD proceeded to admit he had problems with his oral hygiene, but added he'd started chewing gum all day to combat the problem.
Gary then got on his intercom and reported JD was upset because his porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane, had taken him off her top 10 MySpace friends list. This led JD to claim Kimberly made the move because he wasn't calling her enough, and added he had "a crush" on a Scores girl named Celeste anyway.
However, when JD bragged that he had gotten Celeste's real name, which he thought was a sign she liked him, Will informed him that she had given him her real name too, so he didn't think JD's relationship with the woman was all that special. JD also said Celeste gave him her phone number, but that she "rarely" called him back whenever he tried to get in touch with her