No Interest In Being a Grand Marshall

Eric the Midget called in to ask if the show got any calls yesterday from people offering him a job, to which Gary responded, "Not a one."

Gary then came into the studio to report he knew Eric had been asked to be a host of something called the Erotic Exotic Ball, but Eric said he wasn't interested because he didn't trust the guy who ran it. Eric went on to note the man in question wanted him to be "the grand marshal" of the event, and Gary revealed the gig would've paid Eric $8,000. As Eric continued to explain why he didn't want to work for the organizer of the ball, Richard came in to say he knew the man in question, and that he was "a good guy" who was only trying to help Eric out.