Howard played a clip of Gary Garver interviewing fans at a Star Wars Convention. Garver called up to say that they were all in costume and he had to interview them through their masks.
Howard then played a clip of a guy dressed as a storm-trooper refusing to choose between Jesus and George Lucas, because it was a "loaded question." Howard said he didn't understand how Garver could make fun of the Star Wars fans after he tried to win his wife back by quoting Bible passages. Garver claimed he was more into Star Trek.
Howard decided that he was going to have his own convention where fans could show up in costume.
Robin replied that she'd come as Bo the lesbian stripper. Howard said he would be Anthony Zipper and his stuffed daughter, as the most obscure references always garnered respect at Star Wars conventions.
Howard then claimed he'd come as Kerry, Robin's former assistant, and, to everyone's amusement, Robin incorrectly replied that her old assistant's name was Sherrie. Artie said he would be Ed Torrian, the lie-detector guy.