Sal said he'd hired "something like" a private investigator to find out about the alleged relationship, and presented all the evidence, including an email in which she told her co-worker that she loved him by using the code "143" (1 letter "I", 4 letters "love", 3 letters "you"), on Mother's Day.
Sal added that he's such a mess, he doesn't even masturbate anymore. Robin asked if Sal would be able to get past it if his wife had cheated, and Sal said he could, but it would be hard.
Artie asked what Sal would do if he saw his wife's co-worker, and Sal replied that he'd already made peace with the guy.
Robin and Howard remarked that they were impressed with how evolved Sal had become. Gary came in to ask if Sal's wife knew this was going to be discussed on the air. Sal called her from his cell phone on the spot, but she refused to come on air. Artie noted that Sal twitched "a lot" while he was on the phone with her. Howard and Robin again applauded Sal's efforts.
Sal said he knew he was no angel, but he wants to make things work. In closing, Howard said he wanted to do something nice for Sal, so he asked Richard Christy to come in to lick his balls. Richard, however, said the ball licking was more of a joke than anything sexual so he would actually have to "blow" him for it to be meaningful, but declined to do it in the studio.