Pam Anderson came in to promote her new gig as the assistant in Hans Klok's Vegas magic show. Howard remarked that Pam looked great in hotpants and asked what Pam was doing to look so young.
Pam said she wasn't doing much and noted that she never should have gotten a facelift. Pam reported that she isn't currently dating anyone so she can focus on being Hans' assistant...and on her kids. Howard mentioned that he once made out with Pam, and asked Hans if he'd gotten farther with her, but Hans said that's as far he's gotten as well.
Hans said a newlywed Pam turned down the job at first, so they hired Carmen Electra. Carmen turned out to be too claustrophobic for some of the tricks, so they went back to Pam.
The second time they offered her the job, Pam was no longer married to Kid Rock, so she took the job. Howard said Planet Hollywood was paying Pam $3 million for 3 months of work as Hans' "assistant," as well as giving her use of a private jet and the entire fifth floor of the Planet Hollywood Casino Hotel.
So Kids ... Mommy Made a Sex TapeHoward asked Pam how she explained her sex tape to her children. Pam replied that her boys wanted to see "Borat", so she first sat them down to explain the tape. The boys told her that they already knew about the tape and had no problem with it. Howard asked if they were blessed with Tommy's "endowment," and Pam replied that they were blessed with "the best parts of both of us." This confused Artie, so he asked if that meant Pam's sons have great tits.
Howard asked if a man had ever tossed her salad, and Pam said no, noting that her father was in the green room. Howard apologized and asked if she thought Tommy and Kid Rock were competitive with each other. Pam replied that the Tommy and Kid had "a falling out" in Vegas, but she wasn't sure. Howard asked how the kiss between Hans and Pam happened. Hans said it was in the blur after their "very physical" show. Pam said they're very loving with each other, despite some of the bruises on her arms she gets during the act.
The Creator of 'Masterpiece' Pam
Howard asked if Pam was in love with Chuck Zito, and Pam replied that Chuck was just a friend. Howard brought in Barry, Pam's father, and congratulated him for creating a "masterpiece." Barry said he got in a few bar fights over the years with guys who were talking about Pam and "going too far." Gary asked at what age the boys started calling for Pam. Barry said boys started coming around she was 14 or 15.
Howard asked Barry if he ever spanked Pam. Barry said he had to spank a few of her boyfriends. Howard told Barry that having a daughter as hot as Pam was "a blessing and a curse." Howard said that Pam had revealed that she was sexually assaulted when she was in her teens, and asked Pam if she told her father. Pam said she was afraid to because she was ashamed. Barry claimed that if she had told him at the time, he'd still be in jail for killing the s.o.b. who assaulted his daughter.