Howard announced that they had two contestants in the hall for the Miss Tranny Howard Stern contest. Artie said he remembered a transsexual that Howard used to bring on the show who was pretty good-looking.
Howard said her name was Tula and remarked that her body was amazing. Gary asked if Howard could've slept with her, and Howard replied he wasn't sure he could've gotten through a handjob. Artie didn't think he could get through it if he knew the "chick" was a man.
Howard brought in the first contestant, Susan, and remarked that "she" looked and sounded like a woman. Susan admitted that she just got married, but her husband wasn't attracted to her until she started "living as a woman."
Susan noted that for the first couple years together, their sex life was "horrible" because she didn't have a vagina at the time. She added that she never had sex with a woman with her penis, but she did penetrate a woman with it once.