Richard then came in to tell a story about Bob Levy hurting his back at a comedy club recently. When the club owner asked if Bob wanted a chiropractor, Bob asked for an "eightball" instead.
A chiropractor showed up later, but Beetlejuice jumped on the massage table instead of Bob. Beetle proceeded to lie down face-up because he expected a happy ending. Bob admitted that the story was true, but claimed that it happened "a long time ago."
Jeff the Drunk called in to say he's still recovering. Jeff said the cops showed up at his house because he tried to call his new girlfriend in her "917" area code and accidentally dialed "911."
Gary came in to say that Jeff used the show's name to score a backstage pass to a Hank Williams Jr. concert. Gary yelled at Jeff for abusing his connection with the show, adding that Jeff called Hank's manager 22 times. Jeff admitted to everything, so Gary noted that Jeff is like Sal - he doesn't know he's done something wrong until you tell him.