Howard brought "the Sim" into the studio to meet Robin and commented that he wasn't bad looking. Robin said Sim's claim to resemble Shuli was inaccurate, as Sim "doesn't look sick." Sim said he brought Robin a basket of meat and vegetables, and Robin replied that she wasn't looking for someone with "that sense of humor." Fred suggested that Robin and Sim hug "to help love along." Robin refused and claimed she no longer liked Fred. Sim told Robin that he'd love to take her out to Nobu, go back to her apartment to look at the pictures she's hung of herself, and then smoke some weed. Robin said she didn't do drugs of any sort, so she didn't think they were a great match.
Sim revealed that he was available because he recently divorced his "cheating wife." Sim's ex-wife called in to say she didn't cheat on the Sim, claiming they'd "just grown apart." Howard asked if she'd had an emotional friend, and she confessed that she did. The Sim reported that his ex-wife once "had fun" with Sal after a comedy show, so Sal came in screaming and yelling that he'd fight Sim if he wasn't honest. Sim then admitted that Sal had only put ketchup and french fries on his ex's face after she passed out backstage and then took some pictures of his handiwork.