Howard presented Boots with some gay "f-marry-kill" scenarios. Boots said he'd kill Fred, marry Artie, and f' Gary. For the "dud" category, Boots said he'd kill Benjy, f' JD, and marry Jason. Howard asked Boots to rate JD, and Boots settled on a "3," adding that Shuli rated a 7 or 8 because of his personality. Boots said he flirts with their Sirius office manager, Tracey sometimes and thought she might be disappointed to find out he's gay. Tracey came in to say she loves Boots, but not that way. Boots asked Tracey if she told everyone that he gives the best blowjobs, and Tracey said she only told Boots. Artie offered to give his assistant Teddy's number to Joey, because "he might be gay."
Dominick Barbara called up to say he was worried because he thought he liked women, but he cares deeply about one male friend in particular. Howard said noted that, if you have a need to be with a man in an non-sexual way, it doesn't necessarily make you gay. Artie suggested that Joey go to therapy "because he's a fag drug addict," and Boots replied he'd rather to go to the theater with Robin. On his way out, Joey agreed to do a Gay Dial-A-Date segment on an upcoming show.