Howard brought in Cabbie to do a "quick commercial" for MYi57, the product he's using to lose weight.
Howard remarked that Cabbie looked heavier than he'd ever seen him.
Cabbie acknowledged this was true, but claimed he had just lost 20 pounds. Cabbie said he weighs somewhere around a 300 pounds. Cabbie said he's been trying to get interviews on his Faction show on Sirius, but the talent people there aren't cooperating.
When he has his friends in bands call into the show, and then Sirius gets angry with him for not going through the proper channels.
Howard said that Cabbie had filmed the benefit some of his friends held for him when he got out of prison last year and posted it on his Website, which angered Artie, because his whole stand-up act, which he had done for the benefit, was being given away for free. Artie said Cabbie wouldn't talk to Artie's assistant, Teddy, and would only take down the clip after talking personally to Artie.
Artie explained that he was working on some material he "didn't want out there yet", and had Teddy ask Cabbie to take it down. Cabbie asked to leave up just a minute of it, and Artie said ok, so long as he could see it first. The clips went up before that happened, and Artie got upset. Cabbie said Teddy told him it was ok. Artie replied that he believes that, and he'd take care of the issue.
Artie then brought up that Cabbie had only paid him back a small portion of an old loan. Cabbie replied that Artie didn't have to bring it up on the air, and claimed he was going to talk to Artie about it later today. Howard said he loved Cabbie, but didn't believe him. Cabbie said he'd send it to Teddy, and added that he still owed $200 grand to the government for his little "tax" issue.
Cabbie asked what happened between Howard and Artie recently, and Howard explained how Artie had gotten upset when he brought in a girl who wanted to "date" him.
Artie said it wasn't that, it was that Howard claimed to do it out of friendship, and out of the hundreds of things Howard's done for him out of friendship over the years, bringing in "that chick" wasn't one of them.
Howard busted Cabbie's balls about giving a guy oral back when he was in the Army and Gary reminded everyone that Cabbie had also admitted to taking it in the ass. Cabbie conceded that he'd been "a bottom" when he was younger, and also that he had "been on the other end" of a man-coupling.