Riley said he never claimed to be the pope and declared he'd been screwed by "white people of Jewish extraction."
Wood-Yi called up to offer Riley a bucket of chicken for a handjob, but Riley asked if Wood-Yi would throw in fries as well. George wondered if Riley had ever thought of parlaying his knowledge into a job at NASA, but Riley responded that he didn't like George W. Bush, leading George (Takei) to speculate that Riley had a "victim mentality" instead of a "do-er mentality."
Howard welcomed Riley's son, Victor Love, into the studio, and asked him if he'd seen aliens. Victor said he has not been abducted by aliens, but has seen their "ships." Howard asked why Victor's last name was different than his father's, and Riley answered that "name changes are sometimes necessary when you're on the run from the Feds." Victor said he was a former military man, "book author", and masseuse, revealing that he recently gave a massage to Andrew Dice Clay at the health club he works at in Georgia.
Howard asked Victor if a client had ever asked for a handjob, and Riley became upset, telling Howard to return to "the gutter from which you came." Howard then brought in Eron, the co-host of Riley's show. Eron admitted that he had the hardest sidekick gig on Howard's channels, and reported that he even has to fetch beers for Riley during their show. Nino, Riley's manager, also came in to say that the sales of Riley Martin-brand "piss jars" have exceeded his expectations.