Howard said someone told him that 50 chicks were in the lobby for the Playboy channel's audition contest. Gary came in to report that the girls were supposedly the cream of the 500-strong crop of applicants.
Artie, just back from the bathroom, claimed it was "wall-to-wall hot" out in the hallway. Howard told Gary to grab five of the girls, and Gary ushered in a girl named Breanne first. Howard said there was no doubt that she'd get into the magazine, and asked if she would get naked. To Howard and Artie's amusement, Breanne readily took off her top.
Gary brought in Trish next. Artie told Trish she was "in" and tried to impress her by reporting that he had a 3500-word profile in September's issue of Playboy.
Trish got naked, and Howard agreed with Artie that she would be picked to shoot a pictorial.
Gary then brought in Kaitlin.
Howard asked if Kaitlin was married (like the last two girls), but Kaitlin said she was only 20. After seeing her ass, Artie declared Kaitlin "the winner," saying she "got boo-ya." Kaitlin said she did yoga, so Howard had her show the crew her best "downward-facing dog" position.