Alice & Artie Sittin' In A Tree

Crazy Alice called in and Howard remarked that she was in a surprisingly good mood. Crazy Alice said hi to Fred, George, and Artie.

Artie offered to take Alice to a Yankees game when she comes out in October. Alice said she was coming late in October, which Artie noted meant that the Yankees would have to be in the World Series in order for him to be able to take her to a game then.

Alice became very excited and said she considered Artie to be her brother. Alice then confessed that she was attracted to Artie, but not as much as she was to women.

Howard asked if Alice was coming out as a lesbian, but Alice claimed she was not a sexual person.