Reality TV-Powered Celebrity Meltdowns

Howard noted that he watched Scott Baio's new reality dating show, saying it was weird when Scott went back to confront all the chicks he'd banged in his past.

Robin remarked that Scott looked more like "Scott Baio's father" now. Howard felt that Scott's new girlfriend was a step down from Pam Anderson, which, combined with Scott's "life coach," just make the show "kind of sad."

Howard said he also watched the Dateline special on Daniel Baldwin's cocaine addiction.

Robin noted that Daniel has already impregnated the cook from his rehab clinic and asked her to marry him. Artie confessed that he was glad he was off drugs, because, of all people, he didn't want to be like Daniel Baldwin.