Artie said he went out with the staff to celebrate Jason's engagement, and Richard was getting drunk. Jason's girlfriend brought a bunch of girls, but JD moped into his Jack and Coke instead of talking to them. JD came in to say he didn't find any of them attractive. Artie reported that he was taking JD to Vegas to get him laid, even if they had to pay for it. Artie claimed they wouldn't see whores, they'd see "sex consultants." Howard said it wasn't going to work out.
Howard said he went out to dinner with Ross Zapin the other night, and like Artie's date's "friend," the owner of the restaurant asked him for a "favor." Because the owner was a nice guy, Howard agreed to call his hospitalized partner, but was upset that the guy ended up sitting at his table for a half hour. Later, another guy confused Howard by drunkenly approaching him to "make a deal," so Howard said he's now considering getting "huge" bodyguards like Donald Trump.